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Extreme Makeovers: Plastic Surgery to Look Like Jennifer Lawrence?

dailyjlawrence:

Meet the woman who payed $25,000 to undergo six procedures to look like the “American Hustle” actress.

Watch the video here.

NO!

Power to this lady for doing what she wanted to do with her body but the surgery is an act of vanity not fan worship.

Don’t get me wrong, Jennifer Lawrence is super freakin gorgeous and I want her 10 ways to Sunday BUT the BEST thing about her is her PERSONALITY

I love Jennifer Lawrence but there are a million traits of hers I would want before her looks (e.g. humour, adorable lack of social grace and amazeballs friendship skills)

That is all - rant over and out

P.S. Inner beauty for the win

Hale you seriously need to pull your head out of your arse because this behaviour is not ok

my dad just told me “you dont get enough D because you don’t leave your room” and it took me a few seconds to realise that he was talking about vitamin D and not my sex life

(Source: confusinglyawesome, via fluent-in-lesbianism)

  • Me: Ooh, new show!
  • Me: Like Doctor Who!
  • Me: Cannon ships!
  • Me: This will be fun!
  • Me: *skips happily to to Torchwood*
  • (4 tortuous and heartbreaking seasons later)
  • Me: *crawls from Torchwood on hands and knees*
  • Me: DON'T GO IN THERE
  • Me: I'M WARNING YOU
  • Me: FOR YOUR OWN SANITY
  • Me: DO NOT
  • Me: GO IN THERE
  • Me: *curls into the fetal position and sobs for 5000 years*

sonic-screwdriver-me:

Watch Torchwood they said.

It will be fun they said.

*Curled up in bed bawling my eyes out*

How I think the making of "The House of the Dead" went and noone will convince me otherwise

  • Writer: THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!
  • BBC: Uh... what?
  • Writer: IANTO DIED AND JACK DIDN'T TELL HIM THAT HE LOVED HIM! THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!
  • BBC: OK, calm down...
  • Writer: I WATCHED IT WITH ROSE AND THE DOCTOR AND I WON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!
  • BBC: ...
  • Writer: "Does it need saying?" YEAH IT FUCKING DOES! *puts script on the table* I DEMAND THIS TO BE MADE! I WILL FIX THIS! IANTO NEEDS TO KNOW!!! *bursts into tears*
  • BBC: Uh... security?!